Being in the SF Bay Area during a huge cold front has it's ups and downs. The Ups being snow in the foothills. That's about it. The Downs - more to the point, the unseen Downs - are the every day items that seem to attack you when they are cold. Case in point - I had to use the bathroom today at work, not a place that is heated at all. Dropped the seat, dropped my drawers, and sat down. I almost caused a vacuum, I puckered so fast! That seat was real fucking cold.
Anyway, that's the best story I have today.
- Posted from an undisclosed location, not far from a beer.