I'd say "Actor" now, or "Radio Douche", if I could. "Blogger" seems too ... I dunno, 2005 to really say out loud in polite conversation. After all, doesn't everyone have a stupid personal blog? And how well does that pay?
But getting to write for a living wouldn't be that bad - in fact it would be pretty fun, depending on the topic. And it's something I don't think I'm too bad at. This blog is just more of how I speak, more like an unfiltered transfer of thoughts to pixels. I would church it up more if someone was actually paying me to write for them.
I think my top writing job would be working in Hollywood, either on scripts or maybe a TV show. Perhaps even writing jokes, though I hear those guys who write jokes for shows and talk show dicks have to come up with like 45 jokes a day. I'm funny, but not that funny. Then again, neither are the jokes they come up with. When was the last time Leno was funny? Sometime around 1987 I think. Which is just a small example of the lame, hack jokes I can write for you. Thank you.
Second would be doing the Disneyland blog. OMFG, that would rule. If you have never seen their blog, click on that link and check it out. It's kind of boring and bland, and needs a punch in it's gut. There are so many great things to write about inside of Disneyland proper that I cannot imagine why they feel they would have to do videos of some goofy Italian guy making tiramisu. Let's get more off-target please. Please! I have so many good ideas for stories there, it's just not fair to anyone else.
I know this probably isn't the most interesting thing that your hero, me, can share with you. Trust me, I know. But hey, I was bored and thinking about what I really want to do, and thought I'd share it with someone. Penis.